We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Randomize