Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
