Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I am naked and annoyed.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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