Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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