Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
MIDGETS
????
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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