I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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