sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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