Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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