i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm way too hungover for life right now
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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