i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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