its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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