Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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