I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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