I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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