You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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