Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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