and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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