If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We had sex on a dog bed..
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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