I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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