Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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