And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
how can u be prego again
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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