It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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