Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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