just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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