I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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