Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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