Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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