the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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