so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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