Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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