I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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