FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Randomize