Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Non-Jews are for practice
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
