Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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