if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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