Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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