WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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