do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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