I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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