But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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