We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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