she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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