Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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