i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
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Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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