dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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