So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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