it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My ATM looks so different sober.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize
