we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Randomize
