Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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