there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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