What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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