Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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