I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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