so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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