i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
well you can't waste a boner
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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