only you would photoshop your dick
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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