I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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