I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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