people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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